Slimepocalypse TF-RP

You and x other people were in your town, facing a bunch of some slimy liquid. You heard that something bad happens if the slime touches somebody, but you didn't stick around to find out.

PRofile:
Names:
Ages:
Species:
Male/Female/Other:
2 pros each
2 cons each
Location of party:

EXAMPLE:
Names: Arin Hanson/Dan Avidan
Ages: 29/37
Species: Both Human
Male/Female/Other: Both Male
2 pros each: Gaming and Yelling to scare things off/Rock and swinging weapons.
2 cons each: Arin can't run fast, nor is good with heavy weapons/ Dan can be a bit rash, and is overly suspicious of new allies.
Location of party: LA

RULES
Mature in notes
No max party size
Paragraph format
EXAMPLE: "Rose." Jake said sternly. "Did you eat the sopor slime?"
Grammar is also required unless your party member isn't good with english.
Anthros are allowed to start with.
Pokemon TFs preferably.
To start, comment the profile, or the words "grep"