You and a friend had found a pork pie hat of the black variety. This hat, little did you know, belonged to somebody else. Someone who really didn't like when his hat was lost.
He had decided to have it cursed recently, a remote curse that was just going into effect when you/I had grabbed it to put it on.
Rules from part one apply, spare the pregnancy rule. Again, raptor protection. The main ones are;
Mature in notes.
All Side Effects Allowed.
As with part 2, no Human-Human tfs.